Davey Hatesmith's Makin' a Career of Evil

astrodidact:

I was just vividly daydreaming about what it would be like to be ripped apart by a black hole. I need to get out more.

bogleech:

What they say: “do you have to use swear words? It’s just so unimaginative, it’s a sure sign that you’re less intelligent!”

What they actually mean: I’m a big fat baby wiener and I go to Big Fat Baby Wiener Sunday School but I don’t want to expose my ridiculous sensitivity to uh-oh words so I’m going to transparently pretend it’s not about that and just call you stupid.

(via calico-friends)

child-of-the-city:

a preacher, a trucker, a high roller, a holy rollin’ preachin’ rollin’ trucker!

(via fuckyeahclutchfans)